Some Advice for Stuart Broad

George

Sandy

I see Stuart Broad's in the news.

Is he? He hasn't been doing press ups too has he?

No, he's been seeing a psychologist.

Oh dear.

Aye he's saying he needs to get his brain into Test match mode.

Maybe press-ups would help.

No. It's no joking matter. He's at his wit's end. He's worried that in the Test matches next week he won't perform because there's no crowd.

That's right - these matches are behind closed doors.

Aye. He says he 's used to relying on the crowd to get his emotions going.

I'm the same. It's the crowd that gets me going.

You can't call four men and a dog a crowd.

Maybe not, but they still get me going. Particularly the dog.

So you could tell Broady a thing or two.

I could tell him a thing or three.

Go on then, what would you tell him?

Not to worry about the dog.

But there won't be a dog.

Then he doesn't need to worry about the dog.

And?

He can focus on his bowling. See that psychology? Simple.