On Vectors

George.

Sandy.

Did you hear the PM today?

No.  What was he saying?

He says that cricket can't start because the ball is a vector.

Eh?

Nobody knows what he means.

Well, doesn't he mean that the ball is a vector.  I've often thought that myself.

You've never.

Aye.  I have.  Remember we used to have that tall chap with the bandy legs open our bowling?

Aye?

We used to think his balls were vectors.

Hector?

That's right. Hector's vectors.  He used to bowl yorkers at his pal in the nets.

Victor.

That's hm.  Used to demolish Victor's stumps.

Aye.

Hector's vectors wrecked our Victor.

What was Hector's job again?

Inspector.

Police?

No KwikFit.  He did the bumpers.  He was a deflector inspector.

But he did well, he rose to director.

Didn't they make him a selector?

Tried to, but there was an objector.

Anyway, that's what the PM says.  

So you can go to the pub...

...or the cinema...

...or the museum...

...but you can't play cricket...

It's mad.

Maybe but because of the vectors.

We need to stop these vectors?

How could we do that?

We need something to turn them away.

A reflector?

A vector reflector.

Or get them in one place.

A vector collector.

No, I don't think that works.  The PM says the ball carries the germs.  It's already a vector collector.

So..... we need to clean the germs off the ball.

Aye.

Well it's obvious what we need.

What?

A vector disinfector.