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consider the Fantasy Bob problem
FB has over recent seasons masterminded many of the Carlton 4's more momentous victories against the reactionary forces of darkness and repression - and Holy Cross 3. He has carefully crafted the on field action to fit his pre-written match reports. But he has operated from a position behind the throne. Now he can come out of the toilet and he will be able to practice his tossing openly.
FB also issued a communique to all his followers calling on them to focus on the quality of biscuits and cake at teas in the coming season. He said he looked forward to discussing this important issue with President Obama and other world leaders.
More seriously, FB invites all his readers to support in whatever way appropriate the ordinary cricketers of Libya in their time of desperate need. They have done nothing to deserve their fate.