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England also looked unimpressive regularly tripping over themselves in the military two step with Argentina who tangoed with purpose.
Nevertheless English commentators have already decided that their besequined XV has won the tournament before it starts simply by playing Jonny Wilkinson.
Fantasy Bob has never watched Strictly Come Scrumming so he understands nothing about its format. FB did hold out hopes that he might be invited to appear on it this season - his Dashing White Sergeant at the Carlton ceilidh in May must have got him in the eye of the selectors, but it was not to be. He was pipped by a number of people of whom he has never heard masquerading as celebrities. FB has no idea which club these celebrities play for.
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Lulu also promotes a best selling range of anti-aging products. FB is in discussion with her agents about the possibility of a sponsorship deal with his all star fourth XI several of whom could certainly use some anti-aging to make them more lively in the field.
Lulu also won the coveted Rear of the Year title in 1983. No winner of that title has gone on to play a meaningful role in the Rugby World Cup.
So come on Lulu. Come on Scotland.