The natural energy field

Fantasy Bob read recently about the Power Balance bracelet, which has supposedly been designed to "resonate with and respond to the natural energy field of the body".   Fantasy Bob is all in favour of things resonating with his body but he suspects that, despite the endorsement of such sporting greats as David Beckham and KP, neither he nor other members of the Carlton playing staff will be rushing to invest in the bracelet.  It is not necessarily the fact that there is no scientific evidence for its efficacy - Carlton players have never let scientific evidence determine their behaviour.  (If you look at KP's more recent performances you would be forgiven for thinking that resonating with the body might not be all it's cracked up to be.)  No, it is the fact that these things cost over £35 that will prove their undoing at Grange Loan.

The FB Band - enhanced performance assured

However FB recognises that Carlton players may feel the need for something to resonate with their natural energy field.  Accordingly he has developed the FB Band which will shortly be on the market.  This outstanding product has been designed by experts, ie FB himself, and systematically tested on some of the greatest sportsmen of our era..........er basically Fantasy Bob.  He reports heightened performance directly attributable to the band.  At a mere £10, this is a bargain you can't miss. 

Available only from FB approved outlets.