And he is spoiled for choice. For the part of Edinburgh in which FB resides would appear to be the world epicentre of Men's Barbers. Within 100 yards of Morningside Station - obviously not an actual station but a road junction - are 6. The only thing there are more of are coffee shops. Coffee shops and barbers. From far flung seas they swim up stream to this breeding ground and define the sustainable economy for the 21st Century.
Given the ravages of time on FB's follicles, the tonsorial correction does not take very long. Fantasy Bob played it safe. Just a tidy up all round he commands the hairdresser. She is disappointed. She had spotted in FB a candidate for the Mario Balotelli look - one of the Manchester City footballer's more eccentric styles might have given FB a new lease of life.
|The haircut FB could have had|
And while on the subject, here is 1980's band Haircut 100 (presumably one of Balotelli's) and their uplifting Fantastic Day. Maybe next time.