What the point of this exercise is rather escapes FB. It may be enough to understand that it originates in America. On the other hand, FB may be unduly attached to his pants - or vice versa.
It is reported that the event took place in 60 cities in 27 countries. But no Scottish city is on the list, which suggests that Scottish people have proper respect for their pants, perhaps because they have more need of them in the dead of winter. They are not lightly to be discarded.
The reports do not specify the extent to which cricketers in these 60 cities may have participated.
but these are not cricketers
He therefore concludes that until a cricketers' version is devised, he will have to dismiss any concept of participating in the No Pants ride.
In fact he thinks the whole thing is pants anyway.