|What d'you mean you didn't bring |
However Fantasy Bob warns cricketers that this event is not what is seems. For tea in the park is without tea. Instead there is a continual caterwauling from various ensembles who are apparently paid large sums of money to disturb the summer teatime tranquility. This year ensembles such as the Arctic Fighters and the Foo Monkeys will be consoling the tea deprived audience. FB has no idea who these people are or what their bowling actions are. Someone called Eliza Doolittle will also perform, presumably selections from My Fair Lady and Blondie CC will strike a blow for senior cricketers everywhere under their indomitable skipper Debbie Harry who is now 65* - Sunday Girl indeed.
|Beyonce - a sweater may be needed|
FB is concerned that Ms Knowles does not realise the danger she is in. She is heading to Kinross comfortable in the thought that tea will be readily available. She needs to be told that this is not so. She could of course bring a flask. As an alternative FB suggests that she consult Kinross CC's fixture list and checks what time tea is likely to be - she might be made very welcome should she care to join the players. She should make sure to take some sandwiches though.