Friday, 10 August 2012
The race for the coolest man on the planet was won in style last night by Usain Bolt. He won by a significant margin from Chris Gayle with Fantasy Bob a distant third. A fantastic performance (Bolt's that is not FB's).
Both Bolt and Gayle come from Jamaica. Fantasy Bob visited Jamaica some years ago, but very little of the coolness rubbed off on him.
It is well known that Bolt showed promise as a teenage cricketer, before his huge potential at coolness was discovered. Indeed Bolt has the distinction of dismissing Chris Gayle in a charity match in Jamaica. However Chris Gayle has never managed to beat Bolt in a footrace.
An all time Jamaican XI could well be the coolest team ever:
Cool enough not to need Usain Bolt as a runner.
Jamaica - one love.