Fantasy Bob joins the rest of the civilised world in celebrating the triumph of go-ahead Edinburgh cricket club Carlton in winning the Scottish Championship yesterday. A momentous achievement. A triumph.
Regretably, a long standing prior commitment prevented FB from attending the modest celebration spontaneously organised at the club's HQ yesterday evening. However, there is no silver lining without a cloud, for FB's worldwide communications network has been hot with calls as various world leaders have expressed concern about world supplies of champagne following scenes like this.
With Christmas only 4 months away and the possibility of Royal Weddings at any moment, special action by the UN will be necessary to restore world fizz reserves to acceptable levels.
Issuing a statement to FB on behalf of the club, a spokesman was incoherent.