Friday, 8 November 2013

Dietary Requirements

In the world of elite sport nothing must be left to chance.  Meticulous preparation and painstaking attention to detail is essential.  Success depends on it.

Fantasy Bob's support team has therefore issued guidance to all prospective opponents in the East of Scotland cricket leagues which define in detail his culinary requirements.

Regretably, the contents have been leaked to the media.  The Australian press in particular is having a field day.  FB does not fully understand why and in order to clarify the position reprints the guidance here:

Fantasy Bob would like empire biscuits before, during and after each match.

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