Fusion Bondage

Fantasy Bob has discovered that Scotland’s first Festival of the Erotic Arts is set to take place at venues across Edinburgh in June.

FB understands that a range of activities is planned including a sado- masochists’ dungeon, a workshop on bondage for beginners and sessions on Japanese Fusion bondage. Newspaper reports say that the three-day festival is expected to attract hundreds of fetish fans to the Capital. The organisers of the Festival have responded to criticism that this will bring a seedy element to the city by saying that they intend that the event should be a sleaze-free celebration of a thriving artform.  They say that fetishism should not be confined behind closed doors.

Fantasy Bob was therefore was quick to raise with the executive authorities at go-ahead cricket club Carlton that the club might support this new event. He proposes that an additional venue should immediately be offered to the organisers of the Festival. A venue that will not be confined behind closed doors. He is sure fetish fans would flock to Grange Loan and might welcome an afternoon in the open air rather than languishing in some dark airless dungeon.  There could be much to interest them.

FB acknowledges that that before these reports he had not been aware of the concept of Japanese Fusion Bondage.  But he lives to learn and his researches tell him that it involves elaborate and ritual concern for knots. FB suggests that watching himself being tied in knots by any spin bowler worth his salt would be more than stimulating to the fetish fan. Similarly, any spectator lucky enough to watch Fantasy Bob complete a bowling spell up the hill against the wind will be a true connoisseur of the sado-masochistic art.

Fantasy Bob has yet to identify a role in this Offering for Carlton's doughty but nameless groundsman, but he is confident that such a role can be found.

FB eagerly awaits a response from the club's executive authorities.